I mean, he asked…
Category: instant messenger nonsense
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About a year ago, I was chatting with Austin, the boyfriend I had through most of high school, and I asked him if he had fond memories of me. This is what he said:
We had some great times, some crazy times, and I think you’re a good person. And yeah, I focus on the good memories. Life’s better that way, I think. Those people that always say they have no regrets, bunch of people that lie to themselves, but damn they’re probably the happiest too.
I found this chat log yesterday, and it made me really happy. So I thought I’d share.
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(Mr. E and I are playing a game of Lexulous on Facebook, and he’s winning. The following conversation takes place)
Mr. E: prepare to be FB ameliorated
Kate: …honey?
Kate: ameliorated means “relieved.”
Kate: or eased.
Kate: http://www.merriam-webster.com/netdict/ameliorate
Mr. E: humm, sigh. facepalm
Kate: Now you know. Isn’t it nice to know?
Mr. E: I will *emolliate* you.
Mr. E: and then ameliorate your ass.
Kate: You’re going to moisturize me?
Kate: Oh, honey.
Mr. E: With lotion.
Mr. E: Bitch.
Kate: You mean “immolate.”
Kate: You sweet, precious thing.
Mr. E: fuck double facepalm
Kate: I feel great affection for you right now.
Kate: You know big words! Let’s just work on the definitions, shall we? -
Danny: I’m a social failure living in my parents’ house. Do you ask vehicular homicide cases how to get the Check Engine light to go off?
Kate: Danny, you’re like my favorite person in the whole county.
Danny: It’s what I’m here for
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(1:05:34 AM) Kate: Dana, in all honesty, I miss you. A lot.
(1:05:42 AM) Kate: I think about you fondly all the time.
(1:05:46 AM) Dana: you seem surprised!
(1:05:54 AM) Kate: I am, a little.
(1:06:02 AM) Kate: You’re dear to me.
(1:06:07 AM) Kate: Gah.
(1:06:10 AM) Kate: ENOUGH
(1:06:13 AM) Dana: i kind of sneak up on ya, huh
(1:06:15 AM) Kate: Whatever, Hobbit.
(1:06:33 AM) Dana: hobbits aren’t sneaky! if anything, I’m an elf
(1:06:34 AM) Kate: I don’t need you OR YOUR FURRY FEET.
(1:06:49 AM) Dana: DON’T MAKE FUN OF MY FEET, IT’S A SKIN CONDITION
(1:06:52 AM) Kate: Hobbits are very sneaky! Read your damned Tolkien.[Dana does not have furry feet. She’s just short.]
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Jessica: We can be happy without being completed by some other person can’t we?
Kate: God, I hope so.
Self-Indulgent Drivel 