You’re so fine, you blow my mind
Aren’t crushes on actors so silly? I know, I know. But, you see, this one’s worthy! Oh yes.
I am trying to watch (500) Days of Summer, but I can’t. Because of Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He is so cool. He is so dreamy. Oh.
I also love Ze Frank, but he’s married, and that guy who played Archie Hicox but only as Archie Hicox and I have an unhealthy attraction to Gary Oldman who is way too old and also a conservative Republican.
But Joseph Gordon-Levitt is my age. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is boyishly handsome! Joseph Gordon-Levitt can sing! Joseph Gordon-Levitt is smart and lovely and and he seems to have depth! So I can’t watch this stupid movie because I keep getting all flutter-hearted and having to turn it off.
I need to get a life.