I went to Safeway to buy some food. And I did buy food. But I also bought a huge bottle of coconut rum.
I have no plans for the weekend other than to get smashed and write some inappropriate and unwise emails. Don’t you judge me, you don’t know my struggle.
*hic*
Self-Indulgent Drivel 
I’m not going to judge you for drinking all weekend. I might judge you a little for drinking Malibu, though. 😉
This shit is the BOMB, yo! With pineapple juice, it’s just like a pina colada but not blended.
Honestly, this bottle might last me a few weeks. I’m a pretty moderate drinker.
Which is how we killed a bottle of it in one evening?
You drive me to drink, Todd.
I am officially jealous 😉